Tag Archives: ramblings

Music you shouldn’t have going through your head when you’re getting ready to go to church

Yep, yesterday as I was getting ready to go to church, I had that first song going through my head for some reason.

Then to make matters worse, as we were returning from church, we stopped at a drugstore and I heard this, or something shlockingly similar:

Unfortunately, my week isn’t getting much better as I’m now on Day 6 without computer access at home and I’m writing this from the library. I took computer to “shop” today and hope to have it back soon, when I will be back to harass you on your blogs, Facebook, Twitter and the whole gamut. Until then, you’ll have to (yes, have to, you know you want to click on it, right?) listen to more shlock like this:

You can thank me when I return.

WTF (Mostly) Wordless Wednesday #3: SNOW!?!?

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Okay, I know it’s just a little snow where you can even see grass and nothing like what my wife experienced in her trip yesterday around Pennsylvania AND New York states. But hey, at least, I had my own photo and didn’t just Google it. It was taken this morning right outside my window where is it any wonder our neighbor has his house for sale? I don’t blame him for wanting to get the f**** (that stands for “freak”, Mom and Dad, in case you’re wondering, notice the extra asterik, just like the “f” above in “WTF” stands for What The Fahrvenugen) out of Dodge with snow already and it’s not even Thanksgiving.

What can I say? I’m a weather wuss. I saw a group of cross country runners from the local college out running in shorts today and all I could think, it was too ball shrinking cold to be out there. Even if it is above freezing.

Oh, that definition at UrbanDictionary.com? Dallas has got nothing on northcentral Pennsylvania. Of course, if you live in Canada, you can go ahead and put your mocks of me in the comments. I just asked for it by putting up the picture above, with grass still visible, didn’t I?

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In God’s Crosshairs: Ask yourself one question, “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya punk?

There’s nothing more exciting than seeing an old bird dog on a point or a beautiful buck in the crosshairs of your rifle or hearing the whistle of wings of ducks, doves, or geese flying overhead. Yet after the last bird is picked and the trophy is hung on the wall, the excitement doesn’t last and the meaning slips away again. Author and avid hunter Bob Green knows there are millions of hunters who come up empty in life, their relationships suffer, and sometimes their families fall apart. In God’s Crosshairs is an easy-to-read daily devotional for all hunters and outdoorsmen. If life has ever made you feel like the prey instead of the hunter, maybe it’s time to change your position. Maybe God keeps trying to set his crosshairs on you, but like the wary old buck, you keep avoiding Him and hiding. It’s time to plan the best strategy of all, quietly resting In God’s Crosshairs.

So reads the product description for Bob Green’s book In God’s Crosshairs on Amazon.com.

Uh-huh. It’s real.

I told myself I wasn’t going to put anything about my new job at a local bookstore in this blog. However, I couldn’t resist after hearing about someone looking for a devotional for hunters and the above book is what one of the employees at the store found.

In God's Crosshairs

* Lyrics courtesy of Wanted Man by Ratt

Posted at Humor-Blogs.com

Spanked!

Instead of just promoting one of my own meandering blog entries from my rambling blog (see et cetera on left sidebar), I’m going to give you a link to a meandering blog entry that I posted Tuesday morning (East Coast time, obviously backdating this post) on a blog to which I contribute. Check out links on the side for some of my fellow contributors, many whom are very funny bloggers in their own right.

The link is http://hbffl.blogspot.com/2008/09/spanked.html. Knock yourself out.

Oh, the blog is Humor Bloggers Fantasy Football League Blog.