Monthly Archives: May 2010

Just gimme gimme gimme barbecued chicken!

Yesterday friends of ours were having a chicken barbecue for their daughter and a friend who are going to Europe later this summer via the People to People Ambassador program. They had cooked a lot of chicken, so as it got toward midafternoon, they found themselves with leftover chicken. As a result, they called, texted and e-mailed everyone they knew to come down and get some of the leftover chicken.

My wife was one of the lucky recipients, and I, ever wanting to help, immediately went up and down the street to people I knew to let them know about the chicken. However, when I stopped by one of the neighbors, Joe, he hemmed and hawed, and then finally said:

“I’m not supposed to have chicken because of my blood type.”

I think I might have done a double-take and said, “Huh? Are you serious?” And inside to myself, I thought, “WTF?”

He said he was serious and that there was a diet that recommended different foods for different blood types. I’ll be honest that I had never heard of such a thing. I asked him what his blood type was and he said “B.”

I sighed, “Whew!” and said, “Because I love me some chicken.” Or words to that effect.

When I mentioned to my wife about this, she confirmed that there was such a diet, and this morning I Googled it and came across the website of Dr. Peter Adamo, the kook who dreamt up this scheme.

For those with blood type B, he recommends instead of eating chicken to eat “goat, lamb, mutton, rabbit and venison.” Now the rabbit and venison, admittedly, you can find around where we live, but goat, lamb and mutton seem a little exotic for these parts. I guess, if my friends had a goat barbecue, Joe would have been down with that.

I learned from Adamo’s website that I should be eating “mahi-mahi, red snapper, salmon, sardines, and tuna,” which, of course, living in the middle of Pennsylvania, I can get all the time fresh from the Atlantic, which is right next door (rolling eyes). Is it just me or do his tastes seem to lend themselves toward the exotic, and I’m guessing, expensive?

Adamo says everyone should avoid pork, which means he is not an advocate of The Other White Meat Campaign.

Damn. I think that means I’m going to have give up this then:

Photo courtesy of TangoPango

Okay, I don’t really eat them. I’d much prefer my pork, like my chicken, bar-B-Q-d.

I would just change the ending of the lyrics to the Queen song slightly:

For previous posts I’ve written on chicken barbecues, see this one about my own chicken barbecue experience with a local men’s chorus, and also a chicken barbecue for Planned Parenthood.

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Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam! (Or not)

As I’ve discussed earlier here and there, the quality of the spam I’ve getting lately at WordPress.com has a little more meat on it.

However, most of the time, it’s a mixed bag, sometimes with meat and sometimes with a little snark, as evidenced here:

In response to the first comment, I think in that movie, Arnold’s character said, “I’ll be back..” not “I’ll back.”

Comment No. 2: Hmmmm. How interesting for you.

Comment No. 3: My dreams don’t involve loans. I just want free cash, which I’m sure other spammers will be happy to provide, so thanks for playing.

Comment No. 4: I represent IT well in every post I do, yo!

I mean, look at this post, yo.

For the two yos used in this post, here’s a little culture for your Memorial Day Weekend pipe: Yo-Yo Ma.

Smoke it.

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Facebook hasn’t clubbed any baby seals, but…

After I posted a link to a story about Facebook privacy settings yesterday to one of my umpteen Facebook pages, my wife commented:

Jesus on a surfboard what sort of damage are we talking about? Facebook isn’t carcinogenic. Facebook hasn’t clubbed any baby seals. The histrionics over privacy seem a little overwrought, IMO.

I responded:

While maybe, and I mean, a big MAYBE, they haven’t clubbed any baby seals, I think they have killed dolphins in their quest to take over the tuna market. Interlocking directorates, baby, interlocking directorates.

Today, I found photographic evidence from a conference at which Zuckerberg was an attendee:
Photo of Zuckerberg: (CC) Brian Solis, www.briansolis.com and bub.blicio.us.

Photo of dolphin: Lotus Elise Blog

Quote: Directly from a press release from Zuckerberg in response to an e-mail I sent him.

The quality of spam is not strained

Lately, I’ve been getting spam that has a little meat in it. Exhibit 1:

Yes, I deleted it, but it did make me think and conduct a little research a la Google and Wikipedia first.

Though, if the spammers are going to quote the Swedish feminist writer Ellen Key, then they ought to get the full quote:

“Everything, everything in war is barbaric… But the worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.”


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