Monthly Archives: January 2010

Looking on the bright side of the death of Humor-Blogs.com

What do you do when you hear of the death of a humor blog directory that helped you get to where you are today? Yep, nowhere but with lots of funny friends with whom you all have gotten there together.

A. Mock it with a question as above.

B. Curl up in a fetal position for several days and bemoan the loss to all the world via Facebook, Twitter and now your blog.

C. Call up your sister and leave her a cryptic message, making her think that you have a real emergency.

D. Eulogize it with a blog post in which you provide lots and lots of links to many of the blogs of those funny friends you met on the directory that was more than a directory to some of us. It was family, man, family!!!!

E. All of the above

Personally, I’m opting for E. Okay, I won’t lie, I didn’t curl up in a fetal position for several days. It was only several hours I was in the fetal position and I’m glad most of these people aren’t in my family, because many of them are batshit crazy, but the rest is true, including the part about calling up my sister, Lisa, author of the blog Boondock Ramblings.

It all began this past Friday when I learned of the death of Humor-Blogs.com (because of hackers) from a blogger friend of mine, Kathy Frederick of The Junk Drawer, one of the many bloggers that I met through the site.

Okay, not really. According to my wife, Kim of Dispatches From the Northern Outpost, it began when a friend of hers sent a link to a post about a JCPenney catalog by a blogger named Johnny Virgil on his blog named 15 Minute Lunch.

Based on that one post, my wife read his entire archive and discovered Humor-Blogs.com, which she then joined.

Then she introduced both my sister and me to the site, and we joined. The rest is history. We all went nowhere together like the lyrics to that Billy Joel song: “And we would all go nowhere together/ We said we’d all go nowhere together/ Yes we would all go nowhere together.” And so we did, except we had cameras, we didn’t pass the hash pipe (we were selfish with each of us having his own hash pipe and keeping all the hashish for himself) and we haven’t suffered any PTSD (as we’ve dealt with our stress with laughter and, of course, hashish).

Who are we? Well, over this weekend, I’ve thought about that and here’s an incomplete list of those I remember whom I met through the site, many of whose blogs I still read and which I encourage you also to read, if you don’t already:

Rob Kroese (Mattress Police), the founder of Humor-Blogs.com and author of Mercury Falls

Jenn Thorson (Of Cabbages and Kings)

Jeff Lee (View from the Cloud)

Brent Diggs (The Ominous Comma)

Joel Bezaire (Crummy Church Signs)

Leigh Floyd (leighonline)

Muskrat

Chris Cameron (Angry Seafood)

Don Lewis (Its A Funny Thing)

Meg (Prefers Her Fantasy Life)

Margaret Andrews (Nanny Goats in Panties)

Doug (Taunt Vortex)

Jamie (Mad Science)

Michael Wolfe (Predator Press)

Mark A. Rayner (The Skwib)

Harris Bloom (Why Me? The Life and Times of Harris Bloom)

Renal Failure

Lincoln McCardle (Canucklehead)

KiKi Walter (flibbertigibbet)

Leeuna Foster (My Mind Wandered…and it never came back!)

Candice Sonnier Stroh (Life According to Candice)

Sue Erwin Seese (Farvel Cargo)

Julia D. (Homemade Hilarity)

Sandy (Wit’s Bitch)

John Bray (Nonamedufus)

Daddy Papersurfer

Catherinette Singleton (Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me)

Bee (Bee’s Musings)

Chelle B. (The Offended Blogger)

John J. Savo (The Authoring Auctioneer, now The Savo Auctioneers)

Don Kingery (Beyond Left Field)

Johnny B. Truant

Alice (Honey Pie)

Shawn (The Shark Tank)

The Acorn King

JD (I Do Things So You Don’t Have To)

Kathcom (The Magick Sandwich)

Lord Likely

Kevin (Always Home and Uncool)

ReformingGeek (Confessions of a Reforming Geek)

Nooter the Dog

LOTGK (Grassy Knoll Institute)

Haley Keppel (Talk of the Dog)

brookeamanda (now Babbling Brooke)

VE (VE’s Fantastical Nonsense)

Thaddeus (Army of Epiphenomenon)

The Office Scribe (Asleep Under My Desk)

Siren (Idiot Girl In Action)

Lidian (Kitchen Retro)

Matt (formerly of That Tears It… and of late, featured on Review Spew)

Bex (The Blog of Bex)

The Johnson’s Zoo

Uncle Beau (The Nothing Report)

Deb (Debbie Does Drivel)

Kirsten (The Soccer Mom Files)

Greg Johnson (The Trials of a Madman)

Unfortunate Names

Dorky Dad

Sam Fracas (fracas)

HappyHourSue (Happy Meals and Happy Hour)

Tricia (papercages)

Rickey Henderson (Riding with Rickey)

As is my custom, when I don’t know how to end a post, I turn to the ubiquitous YouTube:

Thanks, Rob, for the memories and all the bloggers I was able to meet through your site, among them the bloggers listed here, many of whose blogs still live on. As Brent Diggs said on my Facebook page after I eulogized there, “Thanks for the memories, let’s keep making them.” Let it be so.

Being honest as I close down three blogs…no, not this one

“Honesty is such a lonely word.” It was this phrase from the Billy Joel song, “Honesty,” that awakened me at about 5:30 yesterday morning…

…and the reason I killed off three blogs yesterday: Just A (Running) Fool, which was my original blog; Just A (Reading) Fool and Journeying with the Saints. The archives are still there for now for all three (why I still give the links)

The reasons for the closing of these blogs were many, and were magnified for me by the recent closure of Humor-Blogs.com, but came down to two main factors:

  • Time: When I began most of the blogs, I was working basically one-part time job as a newspaper correspondent. I recently have started two new part-time jobs: as a librarian assistant and as an online freelance writer.
  • Energy: I don’t have the energy to keep up those three blogs, plus this blog, Unfinished Rambler, and a supplement to the last two blogs called An unfinished person II, which is on Tumblr.

I won’t give you a rundown of my history with blogs (as I did when I closed down each of those blogs), because as one commenter mentioned after I did that: “My brain hurts!” Believe me, mine has too after trying to keep up with all of them.

So what does this mean for you? Really, nothing.

For those of you who followed those other blogs, I’ll still blog about running, reading and spiritual matters here. For those of you who followed this blog before, I’ll still blog about running, reading and spiritual matters here. Basically, it’s only a cosmetic change.

The only real difference is for those who followed those other blogs is to update your reader to here, where you should get a more complete picture of this unfinished person than you might have in the past.

Introducing “The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread”

I was reading over at VE’s Fantastical Nonsense why he missed yesterday’s Theme Thursday: Bread. Sooooo it got me to thinking about bread and I thought I’d do a belated Theme Thursday (read: Friday) on bread.

Here goes nothing, based on a Google News search to keep my blog all relevant and what-not, yo:

First up, yesterday would have been a perfect time for VE to discuss bread because of the bull market in bread:

[Disclaimer: I have no stock in Panera Bread and have not accepted any dough, real or otherwise, from Panera Bread. In fact, I don't even know where the closest Panera Bread is to where we live.]

On with the show:

Brit teenagers think oats grow on trees, bacon comes from sheep!

And that eggs are the key ingredient of bread!

Wait, eggs aren’t the key ingredient in bread?

Oh, well, who knew? And for the record, as a good practicing Jew, I knew that bacon didn’t come from sheep, it comes from:

Specifically, in France, bacon is made in boucheries chevalines, which is not to be, but for some reason often is, confused with:

While I’m tossing names around, here’s one more: “>Joey “Sliced Bread” Logano.

For those of you who don’t follow NASCAR as it keeps turning left, here’s a photo of “the greatest thing since sliced bread” to hit NASCAR:

Joey Logano

Since I’m going to be late for work, if I don’t finish this post shortly, I’ll leave you with a little music:

They’ll be playing this Saturday The Roc Bar, 1266 Beach Blvd. in Jacksonville Beach (formerly Twisted Sisters) as part of a punk rock circus, which begins at 9 p.m.

Oh, yeah, drink responsibly and

Republicans may sell Scott Brown to Democrats…you heard it here first!

Yes, today’s big news is Scott Brown…

…and that he may be sold!!!

This is shocking news considering the Republicans just won him…

…and now they want to sell him.

Does it have anything to do with any of these Twenty things to know about Scott Brown according to The Times Online?

Do they want to distance themselves from the automakers, because he drives a GMC pickup?

Do they not want a former male centerfold in their ranks?

Do they have something against American Idol because Brown’s daughter was a semifinalist? Not that I really blame them…after this annoying ditty now might be stuck in my head for the next year!

Do they not like the nickname he once had of “Downtown Scotty Brown” since most of them are more uptown?

Bottom line: Is it because even though he opposes same-sex marriage, he still supports legalized abortion?!!!!??!!!!

Perhaps these are just some of the questions the Republicans have about Scott Brown and why they want to sell him.

Wait a minute.

Double take.

Oh, never mind, it’s this Scott Brown (pictured in green at right):


Sorry, had to click through to the actual story at guardian.co.uk. Personally, I was wondering why the Celtics (oops, again, misread) were refusing to comment on reports about a Senator-elect being sold.

Now I get it.

Republicans refuse to comment on reports that Scott Brown will be sold to Celtics in a three-way trade for Nate Robinson with the New York Knicks.

You heard it here first!