It’s true. This blog is under quarantine because its author possibly has the swine flu. If you’ve already entered, even through a reader, I’m sorry, but you aren’t allowed to leave. You’re forced to look through the archives for the next however many days this thing lasts. It could be worse. You could be forced to look through the archives of Dooce, to which I won’t provide a link because you’re not allowed out of here anyway.
