Monthly Archives: July 2009

Too much, the Wooden Bus

Yesterday was Day 1 of Humor Bloggers dot Com Summer Camp, Craft Day, as hosted by Julia of Homemade Hilarity. During the first few hours, I built this:

wooden vw bus

Today is Day 2, Singalong Day, as hosted by Quirkyloon from Musings of A Quirkyloon.

Since yesterday’s post elicited a comment from fellow HBDC Summer Camper JohnnyB from Late For The Sky challenging me to write a parody of The Who’s “Magic Bus,” I had to take him up on it (written in the style of a blues singer going to see his baby on the bus). With the weather here being pretty hot at summer camp, this one took me a good part of the day, and as you can see, the humidity got to me as I only finished a couple of stanzas:

Most days I feel so good (Not today, a Wooden Bus)
When I get on the bus (to go see you), I’m sportin’ wood (Today, a Wooden Bus)
Which today isn’t a good thing (Today, a Wooden Bus)
With me wearing shorts and the seat splintering (Today, a Wooden Bus)
But I’ll forego the hell (Today, a Wooden Bus)
Just to be with you a spell (Today, a Wooden Bus)
Because that’s the kind of love I have for you (Today, a Wooden Bus)
Hope as you’re pulling out splinters, you realize too (Tomorrow, no Wooden Bus)
Nooooooooo!

…Wooden Bus, Wooden Bus, Wooden Bus
I don’t want it, I don’t want it, I don’t want it (You can have it)
Thinking how much it hurt (You can have it)
I don’t want it, I don’t want it, I don’t want it (You can have it)

For a better version of the song, check out this video from Pete Townshend.

For better parodies, visit Quirkyloon, nonamedufus, JohnnyB and ThinkinFYou. For other crafters whom I missed yesterday, visit Nooter The Dog, JohnnyB and ettarose to name a few.

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* As noted yesterday, I didn’t actually make the bus. Artist Lee Stoetzel did.

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around

This post is from last year on my running blog, Just A (Running) Fool, and is in keeping with last week’s Challenge  Week, which had the following posts: 10 minutes a day and 10 minutes a day (yet again). Challenge Week, which has been extended into this week, is where I run and rerun several posts to help motivate me and also maybe, in turn, help motivate you.

“We live in an open universe,” said William James, “in which uncertainty, choice, hypothesis, novelties and possibilities are natural.”

But if the universe is unfinished, so are we. Each one of us is, in fact, an open universe. Each one of us is a microcosm of uncertainty, choice, hypothesis, novelties and possiblities. Each one of us is an unfinished person in this unfinished universe. And each one of us feels an infinite and mysterious obligation to complete ourselves and somehow contribute to the completion of the universe.

The late George Sheehan wrote these words in his book, This Running Life, in 1980, and is the basis for the title of my main blog, an unfinished person (in an unfinished universe). (It sounded better than having as the title of my main blog “a microcosm of uncertainty, choice, hypothesis, novelties and possiblities,” don’t you think?) Beginning with today’s post here on Just A (Running) Fool, I will be starting each post from now on with a quote from Sheehan or other runner gurus such as John Bingham and Jeff Galloway, to name just a couple from whom I might quote in the future.

However, this new addition to my blog isn’t the only change that’s starting today. It is only one of many, which already have begun before my even writing this post.

On Saturday afternoon, The Wife and I went out to the Pine Creek Trail near the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon, which is near where we live. She walked along the trail; I headed up Mount Tom. As I was crawling the last 6/10s of a mile to the top, I suddenly had a few ideas for a new daily schedule that I wanted to write down, but unfortunately, I had nothing on which to write, let alone a writing utensil.

When I sat down on a rock at the top of the mountain, I started scratching out the schedule on one of the large rocks there with a smaller rock. The problem was I couldn’t carry this big stone rock back down the hill. So what to do? I found a smaller rock and scratched out my ideas.

rock to tie a piece of string around

"Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around..."

For those of you who can’t read my writing, here is what I wrote on the front of the rock:

  • 5:30: MP (an abbreviation for Morning Prayer, using the Liturgy of the Hours)
  • 6:30: Run (Exercise of some kind, if gym for a couple of days, that also will be good)
  • 7:30: Sheehan (read George Sheehan or one of the other aforementioned authors: John Bingham, Jeff Galloway, what I consider the Trinity of Running Writers.
  • 8:30 Blog

On the back I wrote only two times:

  • 4:30 EP (an abbreviation for Evening Prayer)
  • 9:30-10:30: Bed (which would leave me 7-8 hours of sleep)

So this morning I was up at 5:30 and while not out the door by 6:30, I did make it out by 6:40 for a run through the local cemetery and was back by 7:25. Some days, as I go to Mount Tom, which is several miles outside of town — to which I drive– and another trail, which is a considerable distance from where I live, the time will be adjusted somewhat. However, for the most part, I’d like to stick as close to the schedule as I can.

Getting up earlier is something toward which I’ve been working for the last couple of years, with many failed attempts. However, it is something I have decided toward which I need to continue to strive, and hopefully publicly displaying my schedule will help to hold me accountable. The Wife already is on board with this, even asking, “If you don’t get up, do you want me to roust you from bed?” And I said, “Yes,” because I want this to work.

I know it won’t be easy, but I am confident that I can do it. Plus I have all of you (the one or two regular readers of this blog, not that I don’t appreciate you, mind you, at least, somebody is reading it — at least, I hope so, if not que sera, sera ) to hold me accountable.

About that last part: You are more than welcome to join me in your own version and I can hold you accountable too.

Humor Bloggers Summer Camp, Day 1: Crafts

WPA_Crafts_Class

So here I am at Humor Bloggers (dot com) Summer Camp, Day 1 with our host Julia from Homemade Hilarity. In the photo above, I’m on the kid on the left, having to be shown what to do by my camp counselor.

However, I’m a pretty quick learner. It’s only noon and I already built this:

wooden vw bus

wooden vw bus front

wooden vw bus back

I figured it would help get me to Day 2, Singalong Day with our host Quirkyloon at Musings of A Quirkyloon.

A song I could have used except I’m using it now because it fits so well with my creation:

And so it really gets stuck in your head:

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Confession time: I didn’t make the bus. Artist Lee Stoetzel did.

For more Day 1 craft creations, visit ThinkinFYou (whose idea the summer camp was) and Confessions of A Reforming Geek. If you are participating in the summer camp, add your link in the comments via CommentLuv.

Sunday Shout-Out #22: Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars

shout out 22

It’s been a while since my last Sunday Shout-Out, so I thought it was time to post one again. This time, it’s a special one for a special person: Joe @ Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars.

When last month Joe told his readers that he was waiting for the ambulance to arrive, we all were like “Rut-roh.”

But then he announced in only the way Joe can: Holy Crap, I lived, and we were all like “Whew.”

Since then, Da Old Man, as Joe goes by, has been in the hospital and rehab, with Mrs. C updating us from time to time. But His Eminent Crotchetyness can’t keep away from the computer and he’s still rolling out the crotchety.

In fact, one of his more recent posts was called 10 Things I’ve Learned, in which he included how good the blogging community has been to him and other…well…insights that you just have to read for yourself.

Among bloggers, he said, from whom he has heard via telephone:

Quirky

Lobo

Don

FishHawk

Deb

Dani

dizzblnd

Secondary Roads

all of whom are worth visiting too, not just because they called Joe (although that right there says something about all of them), but also because they’re good bloggers in their own right.

He also mentioned Janna sent a hilarious get-well card, which I can believe, having read her blog.

Many of the bloggers mentioned, including Joe himself, are members at Humor Bloggers, where last year Joe was named the Humor Blogger of the Year.

If you’d like to give Joe your own shout-out, I know he would love to hear from you, because he told me so himself when I talked to him earlier this afternoon.

His phone number is 732.650.8441 (which he gave out on his blog).

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And um, Joe, I know what turkey loaf is, and I advise against it.