Monthly Archives: June 2009

New automated robot programs for Twitter coming soon!

Last night while twittering, I was called a liar by an automated robot program there for using the word “lie”:

liesniffer

Ironically, I was saying that I wasn’t going to lie, but it still called me a liar.

noterobot

Then this morning, I had another automated robot program pick up on a “note” I wrote.

It made me think of other automated robot programs that are desperately needed on Twitter:

therobot

@sniffer

I also think it would be helpful if it actually put in the speech bubbles to identify where a twitterer used the @ symbol or the word “the,” because we’re just that stupid.

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Oops. You may have received a draft of this earlier in the feed and went WTF? Don’t worry, not starting a WTF Thursday. Basically, if you haven’t discovered it yet, every day is a WTF Day here.

For much better spoofs on Twitter than this, see Jenn Thorson’s Bitter: Twitter for the Disgruntled and Ryan Garns’ Grunt: The Latest in Micro-Micro-Media.

WTF (Mostly) Wordless Wednesday #25: Being Kreativ

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What’s so Kreativ about not being able to spel? If the folks who had kreated this wanted to be kretiv, they should have called it the Kreativ Bloger Award.

Thanks to Meg, who has been MIA since the beginning of the month, from Prefers Her Fantasy Life for the award.

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Sorry, The Wife has had the camera for the last few days for work. So I had to go through my photo archives to see what I could kreat on short notice.

Meandering Monday #32: Bonnaroo, 7 lucrative jobs thanks to Obama, first Facebook casualty

It’s time to return to the real intent and purpose of Meandering Monday, as set forth by Merriam and Webster (not just Merriam, but Webster too, mind you):

meander:

2 : to wander aimlessly or casually without urgent destination : ramble.

So here goes:

My wife can’t believe that I haven’t heard of Bonnaroo and now I am feeling culturally deprived because in my 40 years of existence, I had never heard of “this revolutionary entertainment experience” that Rolling Stone magazine has named “one of the 50 moments that changed the history of rock and roll,” according to the Bonnaroo website. I have heard of kangaroo, though, and have heard it tastes like chicken.

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BREAKING NEWS: 7 Lucrative Jobs from Obama’s Stimulus Plan. Caught this on Yahoo this morning:

Computer Security Specialist Median annual salary: $78,376
Cost Estimator Median annual salary: $58,868
Civil Engineer Median annual salary: $66,638
Insulation Installer Median annual salary: $44,460
Solar Panel Installer Median annual salary: $44,460
Physical Therapy Assistants Median annual salary: $48,999
Loan Officer Median annual salary: $43,070

You heard it here first…well, or secondhand, regardless, you heard it here. Mark your calendar down on June 22, 2009, you heard it.

Oh, don’t forget the fine print:

Source:
All salary data is from PayScale.com. The salaries listed are median, annual salaries for full-time workers with 5-8 years of experience and include any bonuses, commissions or profit sharing [emphasis mine].

Well, f— me! [emphasis mine] I wish they had told me this 5-8 years ago. Now I’m 40 and out of luck. Plus by the time I got the requisite schooling I’d be in my 80s, hardly enough time left to enjoy my retirement.

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First time I’ve had to delete someone from Facebook Friends was today.

Why?

Because the person annoyed me with their messages (and constant requests to join this or that group or application) :

To wit, the person put a comment on my wife’s Facebook page (wow! not even mine, that’s pretty bad to be axed because of a comment on somebody else’s page) about a post on her blog called “Albany Axes Adverbs.”

The comment was something to the effect that it was so sad how Gov. Patterson in New York was doing that and that my wife should protest the proposed closing of 35 to 50 state parks in Pennsylvania by our own state government.

That alone didn’t annoy me. It’s that she then said we should contact our state representatives via a website for Congress.

The only problem: You’re not going to find representatives of our state legislature on a Congressional website.

You can go to Congress with your complaints about their wanting to close Pennsylvania state parks and you know what they’re going to say?

Yep.

F— you. We don’t deal with that sh–.

After today, I don’t either.

Say Bye Bye Gaara ^_^

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Some folks have been reporting not being able to read my feed. I switched some things around and hopefully resolved it. If you’re still having problems, the feed you should be using to get my posts is feeds2.feedburner.com/UnfinishedRambler

That 2 is very important. Of course, if you’re not getting my feed, then you’re probably not even reading this.

Sunday Shout-Out #20: The Johnson’s Zoo plus HBDC Virtual Road Trip so far

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This past week, Steve Johnson @ The Johnson’s Zoo celebrated his one year bloggiversary (spelling depending on how wrong you want to be — me? I like to be just a little wrong; others, though, go really off on blogoversary to blogaversary, really out of control).

Steve periodically tells tales of (and on) his wife, Angie, and their three sons, Peter, David, and Tom. One of the highlights of each post is Ladder Talk in which Steve asks Peter and David the best and worst parts of their days and what they would like to do tomorrow.

It is one of many highlights, I might add. To see other highlights, I encourage you to visit the blog NOW. No, don’t wait. Go! :)

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Another place you need to go and no, don’t worry, I’m not going to be mean and say something unkind, is the Humor Bloggers dot com Virtual Road Trip.

Frank Lee MeiDere @ i probably don’t like you began the trip in Toronto and it’s gone downhill ever since.

No, really, well at least on its next stop, it went downhill.

From Frank’s place, it went to my place for a stop here in Pennsyltucky.

Next stop was in New Jersey where Joe @ Crotchety Old Man gave us the tour (Jersey wasn’t as bad as I thought; it was worse) in three excruciating days: One, Two and Three. Okay, really, it was fun. I just like to get Joe’s goat (that doesn’t sound right), but he can take some teasing after his Father’s Day post (don’t look, no, really, don’t go there).

Then the tour traveled to Stovall, North Carolina with ettarose @ Sanity on the Edge providing us with the grand tour of first the town and then her backyard (hey, it was pretty anyway, don’t laugh, okay, laugh, it’s all right, we’re humorbloggers).

From there, the tour took off cross country for the twin cities of Illinois in Bloomington-Normal with brookeamanda as our guide (yep, it was as scary as you’d imagine having her as the guide).

After brookeamanda’s stop, the trip took another turn South (both literally and metaphorically, I might add) to Cowtown, Fort Worth Texas with ReformingGeek @ Confessions of A Reforming Geek. First day, like ettarose, she showed us her backyard (where we slept in a shed, yeah, great accomodations there in Texas, all right). Second day, she gave us the tour of the eating establishments, including her own kitchen, and we stopped complaining (okay, some of us just can’t be satsified, I’ll admit, we didn’t all stop complaining).

The trip then went westward, ho
to Phoenix, Arizona with MadMadMargo

@ The Screaming Me Me! who showed us around the city and the surrounding area on a two-day layover. Day One, she took us everywhere from a golf resort and spa to a cowboy cookout and fiesta. Day Two, we went off-roading in Hummers to nearby Hoover Dam and the Grand Canyon.

VE @ VE’s Fantastical Nonsense was our next host in Portland, Oregon. On Day One, he welcomed us, but told us not to stay and then on Day Two, he showed us why we wouldn’t to say with the city’s denizens being so weird (as if we didn’t already have a clue after reading his blog).

Next up on the trip: Idaho as presented by HBDCs Cabal Leader herself: Chelle B. @ The Offended Blogger. I think it goes without say that you should prepare to be offended.

To see where the tour goes beyond Chelle’s place, check out the schedule here, and as cruel as I may have painted a picture of the tour thus far, each and every stop is worth…well…a stop. You won’t be disappointed, except in that one place….;-)

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