Monthly Archives: November 2008

TSS: Back in Black: I’ve been too long, I’m glad to be back

Okay, so it’s been two weeks since I’ve been here. In fact, the last time I was here I was stuck in a reading rut. Since then, I have only started one book: American Gods by Neil Gaiman.

For those of you reading this on a reader, here’s a photo of the cover and a link to Gaiman’s site:

Click cover for information from Gaiman’s site

For those of you who are reading this on my blog, well, you get to see double. Enjoy.

This book, unlike the last book I read (which I won’t even repeat what it was lest I bring the jinx back), is very good. It’s just that I’ve got the wintertime blues. Where we live, we haven’t seen the sun in about two weeks (he says, as he turns on the light, trying not to blind himself, but give himself enough light to “lighten” his spirits).

American Gods, though, is a dark book, though, in comparison to the other books I’ve read by Gaiman: Neverwhere, Stardust and Good Omens, which he co-authored with Terry Pratchett. I’m still enjoying it. I’m just sayin’. ;-)

I mean, the book doesn’t start off in a good place, with the main character just getting out of prison and finding out his wife has been killed in an accident, in the midst of a romantic “tryst” with his best friend. I have a feeling it’s not going to get much lighter; I think I might be balancing it out with Hogfather by Pratchett, which is one of the choices of a discussion group in which I’m involved online. It’s called travel the world (from a comfy chair) and is on a site called Book Blogs at Ning.

The other choice is the short story, “A Child’s Christmas in Wales” by Dylan Thomas, which is one of my favorite Christmas stories.

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Otherwise, this afternoon I’m waking up after volunteering at a hospice last night from 11 to 7 this morning. I slept a little, but it wasn’t exactly restful. It’s hard to have a restful sleep when you’re responsible for someone else. The gentleman, who is staying at the hospice house, has cancer and yesterday, he was put on oxygen and morphine. Most likely he won’t make it until Christmas. It gives you a different perspective on life, that’s for sure.

I’m also listening to the NFL on XM/Sirius, if only they could decide which station the games are on. They keep moving things around and don’t have channels identified correctly.

And for fun, I’m checking out another blogger’s answer to a meme to which I responded earlier in the week on one of my other blogs: an A to Z music meme of favorite artists. Here’s mine, and hers (Leaving Evangeline).

While I haven’t been blogging here, I have been blogging on one of my other blogs: Unfinished Rambler. If you need your spirits lightened during this dark, cold winter, head on over and even if you don’t enjoy my particular brand of what I call humor, you might enjoy some of the links you found there to many of the bloggers that can be found on Humor-Blogs.com.

Superfluous Surfing Saturday #2: Celebrating the odd holidays and Day of the Ninja, Dec. 5

I don’t mean to laugh when a man shoots himself in the leg, but one comment on this post about N.Y. Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress doing just that made me laugh.

The comment is about 15 to 16 comments in and begins “PLAXICO is not for everyone.” Unfortunately, I’d probably think the whole situation was funnier if the asshat wasn’t on my fantasy football team and I had to play Justin Gage from the Tennessee Titans, who only yielded me a whopping four points.

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On the flip side, another one of my players, Brian Westbrook, running back with the Eagles, went off for four touchdowns, two passing and two rushing touchdowns after coming back from (yet another) injury and put up 42 points on Thanksgiving.

Other players on my team: Willie Parker (plagued by injuries all year), running back with the Steelers; T.J. Houshmandzadeh (yaaaaawwwwn, sort of like this post so far), wide receiver with the Bengals, and another troublemaker Larry Johnson, running back with the Chiefs.

For more of a somewhat humorous take on fantasy football, visit Humor Bloggers Fantasy Football League Blog, the home of the Humor-Blogs.com fantasy football league.

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Thanks to a “friend” at Facebook, I learned that today was Square Dance Day, proving that there truly is a day for everything– and a dance even for tractors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmvhCpEKAjY

Funniest part: Let’s put the green tractor with the green tractor and the red tractor with the red tractor. After all, you have to keep ‘em separated.

And for something, sorry, but so horrid I won’t even embed it, I will just leave a link, check out this “ghetto square dance.”

Oh, and tomorrow is Stay Home Because You Are Well Day, which for The Wife is especially ironic since not only is she sick, but at least here where we live, it’s Sunday and she doesn’t work anyway. Thanks, Wellcat, for creating the day and letting it fall on Sunday. I kid you not, they have 80 copyrighted holidays.

I’m just disappointed that I missed Have A Bad Day Day and Blasè Day, where I could have reveled in my apathy for the day. Instead, now I’ll have to wait until next year.

Next fun day: Barbie and Barney Backlash Day, where you tell your kids that Barbie and Barnie don’t exist. The idea sprung from Nietzsche’s philosophy on the death of God, I believe or don’t believe, as the case may be, and depending on the day.

I think there should be a Barbara Walters and Barney “The First Dog” Backlash Day where we can tell ourselves that neither of them exist (although I don’t know if I even knew Bush’s dog was named Barney until I went superfluously surfing today, or if I did, it was relegated to my subconscious).

Among fun days coming up in January: Jan. 3, Memento Mori Day, where you post “Memento, mori” (Remember, you die in Latin) around home and work.

In the meantime, before then (i.e. before you die), enjoy this video I found while surfing around for my Flashback Friday post yesterday (and a “in your face” to Axl Rose):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_EUcgIU1r4

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And last but not least, in honor of this Friday, Dec. 5, which is Day of the Ninja, I leave you with this bit of silliness (also found yesterday in my surfing):





which reminded of this from one of the more underrated movies from Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy:



If you enjoyed this post, then you may want to visit Humor-Blogs.com and Blogerella.com where you can vote for it and then surf around some of the other unfinished ramblers who hang out there. If you’re not a member, it’s simple to register, you don’t even have to have a blog and you’ll receive no spam– even though, as Monty sings, it is lovely and wonderful.

When I was zero, it was a pretty good year

A to Z music meme

In response to a meme at Don’s Stuff, where he highlighted a few of his favorite artists A to Z, I thought I’d do the same. I couldn’t pick just one for each, so here they are:

Anthrax (Armstrong, Louis)
Beatles, The (Black Sabbath)
Cash, Johnny (Coasters, The)
Dream Theater (D’Arby, Terence Trent)
Extreme (Eminem)
Funkadelic (Fleetwood Mac)
G ‘n’ R (Goodman, Benny)
Hendrix, Jimi (Holiday, Billie)
Iron Maiden (Ideola)
James, Etta (Johnson, Blind Willie)
King’s X (Kansas)
Led Zeppelin (Living Colour)
Metallica (Megadeth)
Nicks, Stevie (Nirvana)
Ozzy Osbourne
Petra (Pearl Jam, Public Enemy)
Queen (Queensryche)
REM (Rage Against the Machine, Run DMC)
Springsteen, Bruce (Soundgarden)
Taylor, Steve (Travis Tritt)
U2
Violent Femmes (Van Halen)
Who, The (Wills, Bob and His Texas Playboys)
XTC
Yes
ZZ Top

Just for gits and shiggles and a way to kill a night by finding videos. Click on the bands or artists you enjoy or ones you may have never heard of, although most should be pretty recognizable.