Monthly Archives: October 2008

Flashback Friday: Sympathy for the Devil's Music

This morning, as I was waking up, suddenly I was inspired– or actually maybe uninspired, since the meaning of inspiration refers to the divine. It doesn’t happen often: being inspired on my own. Usually, as I mentioned yesterday, I steal from other people, but this morning I actually came up with this one on my own.

So for today’s Flashback Friday, in honor of Halloween, I bring you the Devil himself (notice, no capitalization on “himself,” for Christians, that’s reserved for God Himself, but Devil, that’s okay to be capitalized) and his music.

I grew up in what many would consider a fundamentalist Christian home, meaning that I listened to Christian rock music (which I know might seem like an oxymoron to some of you, especially those of you who are fundamentalist Christians) and wasn’t allowed to listen to the “devil’s music.”

Now to country and western (not this new-fangled country mix of country, pop– no western– and rock), I was allowed to listen. Ironically, that is where I believe I was first exposed to the Devil– at least, directly, in the lyrics (my mom probably thought I and the rest of the country were exposed to him– notice, lower case “h”– through this seemingly innocuous but deceptively evil singer with his inviting lyrics):

Later in elementary school, a friend who lived in New Hampshire, the vortex of all that is evil (or so I’ve heard, well, very close at least in almost pure– talk about oxymoron– unadulterated evil percentage-wise to Delaware [1])), introduced me to this band:

and we all know what those letters mean:

Kids (how I first heard it) or Knights
In
Satan’s
Service

Never mind, that they weren’t kids, but I guess is that they were trying to spawn a nation of kids for Satan’s service. But I mean, really, look at that guy in that video (above) spewing blood. I mean, that is what their name had to mean, right? Wrong. Nevertheless, I even heard that Gene Simmons killed a puppy with his steel-heeled boots at a concert in Jersey– and since have learned that there were rumors he had a cow’s tongue grafted onto his own.

Later, of course, I learned that they couldn’t be that bad because after all, they sang about God and heaven!

In high school (notice, it was school where I was schooled in the ways of the Evil One), I was well on my way on the…

Hell’s Bells! If there ever was a personification of evil in the form of one band– let alone Angus Young with the seizures he’s experienced on stage, this was it. I mean, you could even call them at 36 24 36 hey to perform your dirty deeds.

Finally, in college, I came full circle musically when I went real old school and went back to the year of my birth when Evil reared its ugly head at a place called Altamont:

Post-college, I just became a devil without a cause

…and, like the rest of the World (capital W), since have been seeking out my own Personal Jesus.

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[1] I think this alone shows that our country wasn’t founded by God, as some claim, with Delaware being the First State. I know my wife would agree.

If you want to be given black sensations up and down your spine and you’re into humor, then click Humor-Blogs.com (as always the most important link on the page). or for gits and shiggles, try this one: Humor-Blogs.com.

Dim Blog: Conversion from type 'HBDim' to type 'Funny' is not valid

No, not Dim Sum. Dim Blog.

This was one of the hidden slams by Diesel at my blog and other blogs at Humor-Blogs.com when we try to click on one of those smilies and get instead a page that begins Server Error in ‘/’ Application. For more on the phenom and where I completely stole my idea for this blog post (since I can’t come up with anything original on my own [1]), see Lobo’s analysis of the global blogging crisis (well, at least to those of us on Humor-Blogs.com).

Those two words were hidden in line 20 and funny thing (or not so funny because it really ruined my entire day since my existence revolves around seeing how many clicks I get on Humor-Blogs.com [2] and in turn clicking on Lobo and other funny bloggers like him, of course) is when I tried to click on a post, I got a message on line 19, that said: “Dim Post.” It doesn’t matter which post, any of them, I get the same message. Hey, if you don’t like my posts, that’s one thing, but then to call me “dim” on top of that? I call that unfair.

Or maybe I can put it in words you understand, Diesel.


 InvalidCastException: Conversion from type 'HBDim' to type 'Funny' is not valid.]
  Microsoft.VisualBasic.CompilerServices.Conversions.ToInteger(Object Value) +1174
  Dim.Blog..ctor(Int32 BlogID, HttpRequest Request, HttpResponse response) +696
   BlogProfile.Page_Load(Object sender, EventArgs e) in D:\INETPUB\291\BlogProfile.aspx.vb:20
   System.Web.UI.Control.OnLoad(EventArgs e) +99
   System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +47
   System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain(Boolean includeStagesBeforeAsyncPoint, Boolean includeStagesAfterAsyncPoint Read: DIM BLOG) +143


[1] No, it's true. See Exhibit A, Exhibit B and worse, Exhibit C (where I steal from my own wife and Shirley & Co.).

[2] No, sadly, that's true too. That and napping with my cat. Ask my wife and my sister. Plus just figure in the time it actually took me to put together this post with all the links (and parenthetical remarks like this: dim post + dim blog = dim bulb).

Addendum: 10/31: 8:20 AM: EDT The Great Pumpkin has arrived a little bit early and graced us with Humor-Blogs.com votes now working. Oh, thank you, Great Pumpkin and oh, you too, Diesel. :-)

Booking Through Thursday: Breaking spines and earing dogs (?)

Mariel suggested this week’s questions: Are you a spine breaker? Or a dog-earer? Do you expect to keep your books in pristine condition even after you have read them? Does watching other readers bend the cover all the way round make you flinch or squeal in pain?

As much as I’d like to say I treat books with the umtost care, it’s just not true. Sometimes they fall on the floor in my home office and I don’t pick them up for days (okay, weeks). Also we have a cat who likes to knock them off bookshelves where they also remain on the floor (I won’t show you the pictures, they’re not pretty for those of you who are true book aficionados who prefer their books in pristine condition). So no when other readers bend the cover all the way round, it doesn’t bother me in the least — unless I’m working at the bookstore, it’s a customer and it could be one of their books. My books, though? Go ahead, bend away. They’re probably going to end up that way sooner or later anyway.


But if you do break a spine (yours or one of mine) and want to fix it, I did find this online on how to fix it.
The more you know (cue music).

WTF (Mostly) Wordless Wednesday #3: SNOW!?!?

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Okay, I know it’s just a little snow where you can even see grass and nothing like what my wife experienced in her trip yesterday around Pennsylvania AND New York states. But hey, at least, I had my own photo and didn’t just Google it. It was taken this morning right outside my window where is it any wonder our neighbor has his house for sale? I don’t blame him for wanting to get the f**** (that stands for “freak”, Mom and Dad, in case you’re wondering, notice the extra asterik, just like the “f” above in “WTF” stands for What The Fahrvenugen) out of Dodge with snow already and it’s not even Thanksgiving.

What can I say? I’m a weather wuss. I saw a group of cross country runners from the local college out running in shorts today and all I could think, it was too ball shrinking cold to be out there. Even if it is above freezing.

Oh, that definition at UrbanDictionary.com? Dallas has got nothing on northcentral Pennsylvania. Of course, if you live in Canada, you can go ahead and put your mocks of me in the comments. I just asked for it by putting up the picture above, with grass still visible, didn’t I?

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